my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’
I don’t want to hear you talk about dating girls when you know I still like you
WHY DOES NO ONE DISCUSS CHRIS HARDWICK ON HERE HE IS LITERALLY THE HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF TUMBLR
I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.
My god am I a fucking idiot.
She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.
THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.
No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since.
This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family.
Not a kid who find that they have a secret lineage or something that allows them to find their ‘true family’ - this is a movie about a kid whose true birth family is made up of bad people. So she gets out. And that is played as the right thing to do. She isn’t punished for it or made to feel bad about ‘abandoning her family’. There isn’t an underlying ‘but they’re your family and you have to love them’ or ‘they’re your family and they love you even if they don’t show it well or do hurtful things’ message of the kind that I see OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER in media. Matilda gets out and lives happily ever after because of it.
We need a million more movies like this to counter the metric shit ton of movies that directly counter this message.
abandoned shacks in the middle of nowhere
abandoned amusement parks
You are the person that dies at the beginning of an episode of Supernatural.
patrick stump when hes all nice and cute (◕‿◕✿)
pATRICK STUMP WHEN HIS VOICE GETS ALL GROWLY AND HE SWEARS (◉‿◉✿)
I decided to make a powerpoint instead of an essay.
All I wanna say is, even though SIMON is fantastic and makes me really sad, the Ice King pretty much deserves what he gets from Finn and Jake. Even though there’s a need for love somewhere in his icy weirdness, that doesn’t excuse his harassment of princesses. (And I know that this post wasn’t implying it does; I just want to make sure, for people who haven’t watched the show and decide to, Finn and Jake aren’t just bullying him.)
#actors who are actually their character
the greatest casting ever.
Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.
Follow your dreams Rupert
I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.
‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.
I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”
It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]
this poST GETS MORE AND MORE AMAZING AS YOU READ